Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You coming home soon, man?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible