Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.