ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.