I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?