p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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