Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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