I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
