i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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