i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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