Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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