ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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