She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
vagina is talking i cant
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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