I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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