What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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