There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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