But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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