Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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