Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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