Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I could have mohawked her pubes.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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