Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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