Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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