Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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