You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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