No, drunk sperm still make babies.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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