I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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