I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I enjoy the company of your penis
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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