u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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