At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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