is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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