What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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