and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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