i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You ruined the universe
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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