I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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