Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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