Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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