If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
time to smoke my breakfast
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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