that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i drank out of a bidet.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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