She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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