it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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