I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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