If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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