i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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