Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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