yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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