mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
