bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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