Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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