Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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