Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
