Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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