Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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