haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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