I am puke
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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