Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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