i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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