he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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