I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
When are your genitals available?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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