woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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